Grow A Girlfriend

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Put the girlfriend figure in water and watch it grow up to 600%.

This is the perfect gift for any man who is sick of the nagging, moaning, fussing, pestering, or any of the other great stuff which accompanies a long term relationship… This Girlfriend never has PMS or a head ache, and passing gas is encouraged! 

A product from our ‘Grow your Own’ Range, Lady Luck has the ability to grow six times her size when left submerged in water for 72 hours. Made of a sponge-like non-toxic material which expands when placed into water, and when taken out of water slowly shrinks back down to its normal size too, so this product can be used time and time again.